You know how Mondays can be difficult sometimes? You know what helps? Petting a kinkajou.
Their fur grows in the opposite direction of a cat’s! You know what else helps? Hand-feeding giraffes.
You know what is even lazier than I am on a Monday afternoon? A sloth.
But not by much.
In other news, I did just send out the last of the holiday greeting cards. I have one and a half more scarves to go on the #12scarvesofxmas project. I have not wrapped anything. The packages I sent out of state will be late. But I’m doing the best I can, and that’s all that can be done.